“He was one of those people who stared at you with a meaningful smile on their face, as if he was somehow intellectually and spiritually superior, when the fact was he was simply socially inept.”
—Kate Atkinson, Life After Life
Guys think they’re Don Draper, but they’re really Pete Campbell. They think they’re Henry Pollard, but they’re really Ron Donald.
(Except for me, I readily acknowledge being a Harry Crane/Roman DeBeers.)