stop it jeffy you’re giving grandma the heebie-jeebies.
Old Media on New Media, aka our printing press at work captured using iPhone 6’s new high-tech camera.
Today, a dream I’ve had since high school came true. I just finished my first day at the Boston Globe, where I’ll be working as a staff writer for the BDC Wire. I wrote my very first article about potato salad, which is coincidentally also something I’ve dreamed of since high school. I’d like to thank everyone in advance for tolerating what will likely be a disturbing increase in my self-promotion as I chase pageviews, relentlessly spamming my 3000-word treatise on Pharrell’s Hat. Additional thanks to editors who let me write for them over the years, writers whose words made me strive to be half as good as they were at age 9, and my parents, for only occasionally suggesting law school.
This damn song.