February 2012
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In the continuing Red Lobster saga, a new high...
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Netflix Transitions to TV Shows | NYT →
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With its three and a half year deal with Starz about to end, Netflix will soon be 60% television shows. It’s an interesting transition, and one that will certainly be scrutinized, but a sensible one in my opinion. Netflix has built up an impressive cache of television shows, and understand the divide between customer bases who prefer television and movies. Though my evidence is only...
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If you try to say the alphabet without moving your...
morefunthanbeingsad:
I got to F and started laughing because I realised how ridiculous it was. Just me sitting by myself with my laptop, making this weird fucking noise over and over again trying to keep my lips and tongue perfectly still. It was like the internet got me with one of those ‘See if your hand is bigger than your face’ jokes.
Same here, except replace F with A.
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First ‘Mad Men’ Season 5 Promo Is Here | EW →
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Re: Adderall Post
I realize the piece I posted earlier may sound equal parts depressing and funny, which was kind of my intention. Thankfully it’s a piece I wrote based not on reality, but on exaggerations of some of the highs and lows I’ve experienced during the last few months.
For those who are still concerned (thank you for the messages and replies, sincerely), let the record show: I have never...
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Adderall: A Short Film
INT: Bedroom. KEVIN sits at his desk, surrounded by dirty laundry. To his left is a vial of pills, to his right a giant glass of water.
KEVIN (to himself): Ok, get it together, Slanerino. You need to make a doctor’s appointment, do some laundry, work out, send in that job application, and for God’s sake, finish that pitch. What has it been, a month you’ve been sitting on that?...
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Toss: Every movie I saw in 2011 →
toss-stevens:
Or, more accurately, every movie released in 2011 that I saw. Only saw 47 this year, on the low end for me, and that’s after waiting all of January until I could get a chance to see The Artist. Movies are ranked in order from best to worst, and release dates generally go by AMPAS standards for…
Ever since I’ve known Todd, he’s made one of these lists, and every...
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susan g komen defunds planned parenthood because... →
morninggloria:
Not to toot my own horn, but I think this is important for people to know.
The Susan G Komen foundation has announced they’ll cease providing grants to Planned Parenthood, which uses the funds to provide mammograms to low income women. Komen claims that they’ve ceased funding because PP is under investigation by Congress, but the reality is the new VP of Policy is rabidly...
January 2012
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WatchBrain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, To Be Euthanized
Holy hell this is good.
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MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' →
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
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WatchHe may be a meathead, but he’s our meathead.
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“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– (via thechocolatebrigade)
Sadly, this is a PC version of what you usually hear. “Bitch” or “lesbian” are probably more common than “friend zone”, but the latter response is more insidious, as the people who fall back on that excuse tend to feel self-righteous...
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Ever have those times when you get a sudden surge...
Yeah, me neither.
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Jen Kirkman - comedian: What I Would Have Said... →
jenkirkman:
**I wrote this last night but was shy about publishing it. But I feel good about it today. Please forgive any grammar or spelling errors. I’m not the best editor. ** - Jen Kirkman
I was supposed to talk to the Larry Mantle show on NPR this week. They wanted to talk to me about the recent…
Read this. Read it all.
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“I usually hate these but this one is so true.” - Shit Everyone Says About the Shit _____ Says Video That Applies to Them
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DVR Overflow: Golden Globes 2012: TV Reactions →
dvroverflow:
The 2012 Golden Globes are over, and based on how the show went, that is very much a good thing. As always, there were plenty of questionable decisions - but this year seemed more more boring than the supposedly “fun” Globes should ever be. How’d the awards for television go? Let’s recap,…
Todd wrote a great reaction piece to tonight’s Golden Globes, so you should...
A Series Of Movies About A Plucky Dog I Plan to...
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Crackers Saves the Day
Crackers on the Case
Crackers Sets Sail
Bonjour Crackers
Buckle Up, Crackers
Crackers Clowns Around
Crackers, You’ve Met Your Match
Crackers Goes Ape
Crackers Goes Greek
KISS Adopts Crackers
That’s Not Crackers!
Crackers Pilots a Zepplin
His Holiness Crackers
Crackers on the Grassy Knoll
You’re All Wet, Crackers
Holy Fuck, It’s Crackers
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Post-Grunge Remakes of Popular British Television...
Masterpiece Seether
Switchfootballer’s Wives
Monty Python and the Flyleaf Circus
Linkin Parkinson
System of a Downton Abbey
Waiting for Godsmack
Slipknot The Nine O’Clock News
The Static-X Factor
Grandstaind
Upstairs, Three Doors Downstairs
Defaulty Towers
Till Deftones Do Us Part
Doctor Whoobastank
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