Stairway to Kevin

[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:22:51 -0400

[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.

But…

This is really great.

musicfornonstereotypicalgays: smashedart: My life. Wow….I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:31:49 -0400

musicfornonstereotypicalgays:

smashedart:

My life.

Wow….I think I have anxiety.

Totally true that after the 4th or 5th time people just get annoyed.

Huh….

blogwell: miketrapp: New Policy: Please play this video every...

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:02:26 -0400

blogwell:

miketrapp:

New Policy: Please play this video every time I do something right.

Thank you.

THONKS HORS

This is rad.

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:04:56 -0400

This is rad.

Frankly a little bit worried Matthew Weiner won’t see my...

Tue, 07 May 2013 16:50:00 -0400

Frankly a little bit worried Matthew Weiner won’t see my tweets in time to change the agency’s name by next week’s episode.

Breaking news

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:25:30 -0400

Breaking news

theonion: Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year: Full...

Fri, 03 May 2013 13:41:24 -0400

theonion:

Social Media Rock Star Makes $28,000 Per Year: Full Report

No comment.

Some pretty important titles are leaving Netflix in about 5...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:56:00 -0400

Some pretty important titles are leaving Netflix in about 5 minutes. Get busy.

Yup, there it is. The worst scene in film history. (via Rosie)

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 11:43:09 -0400

Yup, there it is. The worst scene in film history.

(via Rosie)

New Hampshire Man Loses Life Savings Playing Carnival Game, Wins...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:47:00 -0400

New Hampshire Man Loses Life Savings Playing Carnival Game, Wins Stuffed Banana With Dreadlocks

I know this story is ripe for parody, but honestly, I peel for the guy. I’m sure he feels rotten for blowing the fruits of his labor on a game, and it was pretty yellow of Fiesta to split town like that. Hopefully this incident will foster better understanding of how gambling addiction can be a slippery slope for some.

The Official White House Tumblr: The White House, Tumbling Things

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:34:47 -0400

The Official White House Tumblr: The White House, Tumbling Things:

whitehouse:

We see some great things here at the White House every day, and sharing that stuff with you is one of the best parts of our jobs. That’s why we’re launching a Tumblr. We’ll post things like the best quotes from President Obama, or video of young scientists visiting the White House for the science…

Please note the infographic at the end of the post, firmly putting President Obama on the correct side of the “hard vs. soft g in gif” argument.

All 32 NFL teams trade out of the first round, citing lack of...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:23:21 -0400

All 32 NFL teams trade out of the first round, citing lack of talent

Blasting this on repeat naked.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 21:35:00 -0400

Blasting this on repeat naked.

popculturebrain: Watch Patton Oswalt Improvise an 8-Minute...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:46:29 -0400

popculturebrain:

Watch Patton Oswalt Improvise an 8-Minute ‘Star Wars’ Filibuster for ‘Parks and Rec’ | Splitsider

This is so unbelievably good. It’s really not fair how funny this man is.

My family and I are fine. My friends and their families are fine, with the exception of one friend...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 20:10:00 -0400

My family and I are fine. My friends and their families are fine, with the exception of one friend whose father is in the hospital. My former coworkers at the JFK Library are fine, though the wild rumors about a late explosion left me briefly hysterical this afternoon. My other former coworkers at IGS (located maybe 40-50 feet from the second explosion) are fine. My thoughts go out to everyone affected by today’s tragedy.

MIRROR MYSTERY- Can you figure out the mystery movie mirrored in...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 17:37:47 -0400

MIRROR MYSTERY- Can you figure out the mystery movie mirrored in this photo I took with my laptop because my I can’t find my iPhone??? (HINT: This is the 4th time I’m watching it this month.)

¡¿¡ʇɐɔ buıʞןɐʇ ɐ :ɹǝʍsuɐ

(via Mcsweeneys-dotcomnowaitit’sactually.net) (via teej)

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:44:44 -0400

(via Mcsweeneys-dotcomnowaitit’sactually.net) (via teej)

Kathy the Writer: My book sales so far have been described as “disappointing,” you guys....

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 00:00:43 -0400

Kathy the Writer: My book sales so far have been described as “disappointing,” you guys....:

kathythewriter:

My book sales so far have been described as “disappointing,” you guys. My heart is totally broken. I have thousands of friends/fans across social media and so far less than 100 of you have bought my book. If it doesn’t sell I might not be able to write another one. So I am literally begging you,…

alexwatt: You Know You’re a 10’s Adult When DISCLAIMER: Only...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 15:14:18 -0400

alexwatt:

You Know You’re a 10’s Adult When

DISCLAIMER: Only true 10’s adults will get this.

“Funny AND True!” - A ’10s adult who gets it

Ahh, nothing like a batch of fresh, relevant content to start my...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 16:38:00 -0400

Ahh, nothing like a batch of fresh, relevant content to start my day.